Tuesday, March 9, 2010

SOME TV REALLY SUCKS......

Is it me, or is the old fashioned format for a sit-com just not working anymore??
I don't understand how people still find shows like "2 and 1/2 men" and "The Big Bang Theory" entertaining.. One guy talks, the other guy says something, and the first guy comes back with a witty joke. Fake audience laughter. That's the format... It continues for a half hour. I'm gonna puke.

I've tried because people tell me how funny these shows are, but I just can't bring myself to the laugh at a nerdy star trek guy who, overacts and does wacky faces to make me laugh.. It actually makes me mad. These shows are insulting to my intelligence. Its just really amazing what garbage is on TV...

Speaking of overacting, does anyone else hate Vincent D'Onofrio? You know the stuffed sausage from "Law and Order : Criminal Intent"? Oh my god.. I'd rather stab myself in the eyeballs than watch him overact his "un-orthodox" style of police-work... Who's the genius behind this one? Is there some moronic director of this show who tells him to act like that, or has he just convinced the powers that be over at the show to just let the cameras run and let him do his thing?? I wanna know who watches this and leaves feeling fulfilled by quality programming.. Seriously.. Let me know.

Finally, I watched Jay Leno the other day.. Hooooooo Man. That show sucks. The comedy is from 1996 and It might as well be a porno, because all Jay Leno does is suck his guests off for an hour. Hey Leno.. I'd like to tell you that the old "Bill Clinton cheats on his wife" joke is OVER!!! And you know what else bro?? So is the "George Bush is dumb" joke!! Isn't there some kind of comedy expiration date where you can't use president jokes after they're out of office?? It just doesn't work! Oh and one more thing.. I get it.. People are dumb in California.. You're Jay Walking segment was funny the first 90,000 times you did it.. Not any more man.. Not any more... Get some new stuff please. Make believe you deserve to be back in the spot you stole from Conan.

I wonder what kind of dirt that big chinned Loaf has on the execs at NBC that they just bow at the altar of Leno... What do you think?

I gotta go.

7 comments:

  1. Usually, I agree with your rants. Today, I'm going to have to disagree with 1 of them. While most "old-style" sitcoms can be unwatchable at times, "Big Bang Theory" is actually funny. Love to see those nerds trying to out-nerd each other.

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  2. It sounds like you're a nerd that likes to watch other nerds on TV.

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  3. The Big Bang Theory is HORRENDOUS

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  4. Vincent D'Onofrio is the worst! You wanna hate him even more? Watch a movie called "Staten Island" that he was in - it will make you barf. He is supposed to be some big time mobster...it is an embarrassment.

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  5. I love hating Vince.. gonna rent Staten Island ASAP.

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  6. I want to punch D'Onofiro in the kidneys.

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  7. THE BIG BANG THEORY is terrible and it keeps winning awards. Disgusting.

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