THE OSCARS.

The movie industry is ridiculous. They really think people care so much that we would sit through that entire ceremony of bullshit last night... The Oscars are boring.. While we're not watching all of these stars march in the ass kissing parade called the red carpet, we're watching them give awards out that no one cares about.. Does it really have to take 3 and a half hours to give out a couple of trophies?? Did you guys notice the way they had a different person come out to announce the nominees for each best actor and actress?? Come on.. get over yourselves.. Do we really need to see who wins best animated short foreign documentary?

Let me know when there's going to be an award show that Doogie Howser doesn't do a musical act... He performed at the Magicians awards this year!! Seriously.

Maybe it's just me but I'm sick of Precious.. yeah its a good movie and all, but enough with her whole "fat and sassy" act.

So Sandra Bullock won the award for best actress.. I really think she deserved it.. It was her time.. She really paid her dues and went unnoticed for so long with her classic roles in movies like "The Net" and "Miss Congeniality 2".. Please.. If I was an actor who lost to Sandra Bullock in an acting contest, I would become a chef.. Because clearly I would be in the wrong profession.

There should be a law regulating the amount of red carpet footage networks are allowed to show.. Its really ridiculous. That guy with the silver hair on E! is wack.. You know the one who looks like MAx Headroom's gay latin cousin?? He needs to relax. OK man.. we get it.. You're stylish.. You're so much more fashionable than everyone else.. You know so much more about couture than me.. Big F'n Deal.. The sun is still going to come up tomorrow if Cameron Diaz doesn't look good in her Armani, or if Sarah Jessica Parker isn't wearing Manolos.. This guy acts like he's splitting atoms or something..

I gotta go.